The Bitter Truth is I often come up with little "Pearl Of Wisdom" I think will make for good blog posts. Put they are often too short to stand alone. So today I offer "Bitter Bits" a few small nuggets of Bitter Truth.
The Bitter Truth is that when a billboard of a smiling white guy running for political office gets placed and an urban area it is certain that someone will vandalize it. Adding devil horns, demon eyes, a thick mustache or clever lines about the person's mother or sexuality. Spray paint will be used. And 9 times out of 10 it makes the billboard better. Make that 10 times out of ten. And that's the Bitter Truth.
The Bitter Truth is people who get stuck in the middle seat on an airplane deserve to be there. The sad looking business man crammed between the fat lady with a lap baby and the no stop taker with bad breath belongs in that hell. Why? Because he was not quick enough or smart enough to get an aisle or window seat. In today's modern age only the weakest of the herd get stuck in the middle. It's a "Circle Of Life Thing" and that's The Biter Truth.
The Bitter Truth is boobs are great. Regardless of size or shape, breasts are God's greatest creation. Man Boobs however are not. And that's the Bitter Truth.
The Bitter Truth is that when a billboard of a smiling white guy running for political office gets placed and an urban area it is certain that someone will vandalize it. Adding devil horns, demon eyes, a thick mustache or clever lines about the person's mother or sexuality. Spray paint will be used. And 9 times out of 10 it makes the billboard better. Make that 10 times out of ten. And that's the Bitter Truth.
The Bitter Truth is people who get stuck in the middle seat on an airplane deserve to be there. The sad looking business man crammed between the fat lady with a lap baby and the no stop taker with bad breath belongs in that hell. Why? Because he was not quick enough or smart enough to get an aisle or window seat. In today's modern age only the weakest of the herd get stuck in the middle. It's a "Circle Of Life Thing" and that's The Biter Truth.
The Bitter Truth is boobs are great. Regardless of size or shape, breasts are God's greatest creation. Man Boobs however are not. And that's the Bitter Truth.
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