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Five Presidents.  No Waiting.

4/26/2013

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The Bitter Truth is getting all the living presidents together in one place is not that impressive.  Especially when you consider the reason the current and four former commander in chiefs got together.  To dedicate the George W Bush Presidential library.  Ironic that a guy who probably never reads books (comic book don't count) now has a library.  And he pronounces it "LIEBURY". 

Okay, look, I know the presidential Library isn't about books.  It's a place to look back on the major accomplishments of a former leader.  And I have visited both the Reagan and Nixon libraries here in California.  Both full of interesting history and worth a visit.  But W?  Really?  What amazing artifacts do they have in there?  "The Hanging Chad?"  An interactive video display on "How To Steal An Election?"  Or maybe a puppet show featuring Karl Rove putting his fist in a lifelike W puppet and telling him what to do.  Just like he did during George W Bush's presidency. 

I imagine the place featuring a prestigious "Hall Of Failures" that features photos of young college age George drunk and using narcotics.  The "Mission Accomplished" banner from his premature declaration of victory.  And the body of Osama Bin Laden, his sworn enemy, and the man behind 911.  Who, by the way, Bush was not able to capture/kill.  It took his replacement Osama Bin Laden to get the job done.  Or not.  I'm sure it focuses on 911 without the video of Bush reading to kids while the towers fell.  No matter how amazing the library may be I'm sure it will never be on my list of places I must visit. 

Excuse me for not getting excited about seeing Jimmy Carter, Bush sr, Clinton, Bush jr and Obama in the same place.  I know it's historic but Rather than the only living presidents I think it would be more exciting to reunite all the living "Charlie's Angels."   Seeing Jaclyn Smith, Kate Jackson, Cheryl Ladd, Shelly Hack and Tanya Roberts in one place would make for a far more interesting photo op and that's The Bitter Truth.
 

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