The Bitter Truth is I finally caved in and signed up for Twitter. I know. I had long been resistant to watching the constant wash of mundane, vapid details of the lives of the rich and stupid. Did you know Kim Kardashian is jet lagged? Or that Paris Hilton is "Living The Amazing Beautiful Life." You do now. And so do I. Those were actual tweets I viewed today. Where social media sites like Instagram and Facebook allow you to follow people through photos and links. Twitter is just blasts of one liners. Perfect for stand up comics. Not for much for anyone else. But in today's techno savvy we have this inexplicable need to share everything with the world. No matter how unimportant.
And this is the world in which I dwell and am trying to make a living. So add one more body to the bandwagon. I hope my tweets will be funny. I hope they will speak to the world. I hope that I will "Blow Up" and start "Trending." My 11 year old daughter told me that's a good thing. Maybe then I can become an internet sensation. Make millions shilling products for corporate compnaies and have thousands of followers. Like a cult leader. It's been a long morning and as I finish logging on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram I realize I don't want to write this blog. Yet here I am and I'm angry about it. Maybe I'm just hungry from spending all those hours on the computer trying to social network the world. Maybe I should just have some breakfast first. Because I like Hash Browns a hell of a lot more than I do hash tags. Follow me on twitter @KeithValcourt #The Bitter Truth
And this is the world in which I dwell and am trying to make a living. So add one more body to the bandwagon. I hope my tweets will be funny. I hope they will speak to the world. I hope that I will "Blow Up" and start "Trending." My 11 year old daughter told me that's a good thing. Maybe then I can become an internet sensation. Make millions shilling products for corporate compnaies and have thousands of followers. Like a cult leader. It's been a long morning and as I finish logging on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram I realize I don't want to write this blog. Yet here I am and I'm angry about it. Maybe I'm just hungry from spending all those hours on the computer trying to social network the world. Maybe I should just have some breakfast first. Because I like Hash Browns a hell of a lot more than I do hash tags. Follow me on twitter @KeithValcourt #The Bitter Truth
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