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Reese Witherspoon: Dashboard Camera Darling

5/7/2013

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The Bitter Truth is Reese Witherspoon's most recent performance won't win her any awards.  Or fans.  The just released Police dashboard camera footage shows the once perky blonde actress being be drunk, rude and pathetic to Georgia Police. Some of the choice quotes from the footage include  "I'm an American!", "I'm pregnant!" and "I have to pee."    She even used a version of the ultimate celebrity douche bag cry of "Do You Know Who I am?!"  "Do you know my name?"  a stumbling an enraged Reese asks the officer over and over again.  Yes, your name is Drunk Driver. 

The best thing about this video is that it didn't not happen in Hollywood. If it had there is a good chance the officers would have known her name and simply escorted her home without charging her with the crimes she committed.  In Georgia she got treated exactly the way she deserved based on her condition and actions.  In Hollywood she would have gotten away with it,  Hell O.J. and Robert Blake got away with murder. 


Why?  Because we love our celebrities.  They are better than us.  If you don't believe that just ask them when hey are drunk, high or have to wait in line at a club or restaurant and they will remind you.  I'm not happy to see the actress like this.  Once upon a long ago when I worked on the film "Legally Blonde" (see the breakup scene and you can't miss me) and Reese was a kind, wide eyed actress who said hello to everyone.  Hell she even sprung for the coffee cart on the last day we shot.  But then again that was several years, broken marriages and tabloid rumors ago.   She has transformed into a  typical star.  Which is sad but to be expected in this town that sucks your soul in exchange for fame.  So yes Reese, we know your name as we know Charlie Sheen's name and Lindsey Lohan's name.  And it's not a good thing,  Like Reese, I too am an "American."  Just not one who drinks, drives, pretends to be pregnant and yells at cops and that's The Bitter Truth. 


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